After burning a candle long enough for most of the wax to melt, blow out the candle and dip your penis into it for pleasure. This will also double as a slim fitting condom once the wax dries.
I didn't have any condoms and limited time for forplay, so I just used an Ambrosian Wax Wrap last night. Felt better then that fire and ice shit, plus its like a condom with a no slip grip.
by Lefty-Catfish November 27, 2015
Get the Ambrosian Wax Wrapmug. “Cleveland Wax Jobs”. It just does the rear end as opposed to the Brazilian Wax job that gets it all. It’s a discount service for the poor or people who live an alternative lifestyle.
by Beigepuma53 March 14, 2023
Get the cleveland wax jobmug. by thisotherotherguy June 16, 2017
Get the wax my backmug. by BlackFlag September 28, 2012
Get the Waxing Your Dolphinmug. by simplydick September 19, 2016
Get the waxing the brass candlestickmug. a red neck waxing is when your so poor ...or stupid and take duck tape and put it on your pubes let it stick there for a couple of hours and then rip it off
by theboinker August 19, 2009
Get the red neck waxingmug. A man with loose bowel movements sqauts over his wife with authority and proceeds to defacate explosively all over her chest and stomach, then proceeds to squat down further making contact with his ass and balls, spinning counterclockwise three times like a floor wax polisher for a nice even darkened tanned finish.
by PichasParchus February 11, 2019
Get the Wax the Poop Deckmug.