drinks from the warm tap 

Derogatory expression for one who is homosexual

Yeah, he drinks from the warm tap...

drinks from the warm tap by Olddog2007 October 1, 2007

reverse warm carl 

Instead of taking a dump on someone's saran-wrapped face, a warm carl involves taking a dump on someone's face FIRST and THEN wrapping it up with saran wrap. Some people prefer to shit into the saran wrap instead of on his/her face. Either way results in a layer of poo followed by a layer of saran wrap, hence "reverse".

See also "hot carl", "warm carl", and "cold carl".

You: A reverse warm carl is even nastier than a hot carl!
Me: You know SOMEONE has done it.

reverse warm carl by Cyrille104 November 13, 2007

Monday Body Percussion Warm up

A dumb song made by no other than the turd himself Richard Filz and here's the lyrics

MONDAY
HERE WE GO
LETS START EASY
LETS START SLOW

If there was one thing I would hate it would be the Monday Body Percussion Warm up!

Monday Body Percussion Warm up by Erex69 March 21, 2022

Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm

a term used to describe a musician or band with a shit name

"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"

and

Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"

Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"

Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm by les misanthrope November 27, 2012

i hope both sides of your pillows are warm 

a terrifying insult, only chosen ones can use it

Dude, i hope both sides of your pillows are warm

i hope both sides of your pillows are warm by Krenarc October 7, 2021

a warm welcome 

a warm exhalation on the crotch of the person's pants or under garments of the person you're about to perform oral sex on.

1. Yeah, sally gave me a blowjob last night. It was great, she started me off with a warm welcome ... yeah.

2. OMG, he totally gave me a warm welcome before he tore off my panties and ate me out ... yeah.

a warm welcome by wuntoothrie November 20, 2011

Chili dog and a warm beer 

This act takes place when a woman is deficated on by her partner between her breast. Then man then tittie fucks her and urinates on her chest and face.

A man walks up and drops a stink pickle on his old lady.. then rubs it in with his mangina while urinatin on his old lady face... also references to Bill Clinton.. Chili dog and a warm beer.. what will they think of next

Chili dog and a warm beer by Mr Bachelor November 23, 2007