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I don't want to be fat 

IDK how to help you. maybe try eating 2 meals a day and/or smaller meals. Try laying in you bed with several big and heavy books on your stomach. Jumping on a trampoline, swimming, running etc.
(Thinking to my self) I don't want to be fat. Maybe I should try the tips above ^

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DODODODODADADA is all I want to say to you

The line Speculated (by Stevie T) that the band the Police were on the same drugs as the Beatles
DODODODODADADA is all I want to say to you.

National Buy your daughter whatever yoy want day 

23rd of october is the buy ur daughter whatever she wants day
“Today is National Buy your daughter whatever yoy want day, mom. Can i have a PS4?”

Im sick of sex i just want love 

When you look past your short term goals.
God, im sick of sex i just want love 😭😭

Dear Santa, I Want It All

When you pour eggnog in your Hamms, get a blowjob, take a sip of your Hammsnog, then break the glass over her head.
Last night was crazy! Susan and I did the “dear Santa, I want it all”!!!

I want your soul...... 

Say this to random stangers, then whip out.......a lollipop. Or take it literally for it's meaning.
Phone rings:
"Is this Mary? Well hello Mary........I want yer soul......."