Wolverhampton Wanderers

The greatest football club in the West Midlands or even in the world.

Wolverhampton Wanderers will win the EPL by 2025

by Vyoe December 7, 2020

wanker

Literally, wanker is accepted to mean "one who masturbates". The frequency of masturbation required to confer the status of "wanker" upon an individual is open to interpretation, as the insult is used as a catch-all category to include fools, buffoons, idiots etc. They're all wankers - the lot of 'em. The cop who caught you speeding, the politician you just saw on TV, those insipid tossbags moaning about global warming. All wankers.

Rarely, the word is used by some to refer to the penis itself, though this usage doesn't seem to be widely known.

"Paul is such a wanker - he killed a toddler while driving drunk. He's due in court on Tuesday."

"Which one of you wankers ate my schnitzel?"

"Drop your wankers and get over here, I need a hand with this..."

by meconium_sandwich January 13, 2008

Wankerchief

After a wank culminating in ejaculation, a male may choose to use a wankerchief to mop up any mess, mainly that of semen.

"Do you have a spare wankerchief?"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"

"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"

by The Tom Fantastic December 17, 2006

Wanker notes

The contents of a porn magazine

Wanker notes. "I'll now go home and practise my adagio"

by Øystein72 April 23, 2008

wanderread

(verb): To aimlessly ramble about a bookstore or library and read items that catch your eye

John said he was going to Borders to wanderread for a bit.

by Till Feste January 5, 2009

wankerium

When a person (usually a snob) decorates his home with artwork and/or cultural artefacts, placed there for the sole purpose of impressing guests, he is said to live in a wankerium.

Bob dreaded going to dinner parties at Antoine's wankerium, knowing he'd be subjected to boring annecdotes all night.
eg. "Do you like that monkey sculpture in my living room? I picked it up in Istanbul..."

by Peppard01 November 21, 2009

Wankerjam

When a bar is jammed with wankers and there's no room for normal people.

Greg: "Hey, Jimbo, let's go in here."
Jimbo: "Fuck no mate, it's a wankerjam in there."

by Lettheinsanitybegin June 20, 2011