Dick Vision

/dik ˈviZHən/
Noun
When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.

Joseph Joestar is so horny that he has dick vision going on.
Joseph Joestar got that dick vision.

by Schilp June 4, 2022

Party Vision

When one wears sunglasses in a party or rave room, where the humidity fogs up the glass and now longer allows you to see.

Partier 1: Dude, why are you wearing sunglasses?

Partier 2: Party vision, bro, It's awesome.

by iliketopartytgiff October 23, 2011

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Mission for Vision

Mission for Vision (MFV) is a leading not-for-profit organisation working since 2000 for the eradication of avoidable blindness.

I work at Mission for Vision (MFV)

by SPA15 November 25, 2021

elf vision

When your elf on the shelf draws glasses on your face so you can Santa in his sleigh better at night.

My elf on the shelf gave me elf vision!

by Santa Claus and candy cane December 24, 2023

Baddie Vision

The ability to spot baddies in unnaturally far places

"bro there's a Baddie in the car behind us."
"Bro what? You got Baddie Vision!"

by Professor Thawne April 3, 2025

Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.

Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.

by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024