by Wesley 726 June 21, 2017

Vida X Vision stands for life's unknown future it can also be used on a person that is filled with "wonder"
by Lithuania March 18, 2022

"Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.
As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"
by Demigod33 December 21, 2023

by darealmc December 7, 2015

Did you hear that Brian wants to marry that stripper from last week, that pussy has him in complete vigina-vision.
by Boo Bead December 30, 2023

by ItsNotVision September 6, 2020

1. When women reaching the expiry age of 35 look at men and only see genes.
2. Eyes that lock onto walking sperm sacs.
3. The ability to see babies that don't exist, from future parallel universes.
(Each usually accompanied with severe baby fever.)
2. Eyes that lock onto walking sperm sacs.
3. The ability to see babies that don't exist, from future parallel universes.
(Each usually accompanied with severe baby fever.)
by DaTroot April 25, 2014
