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Ur cousin asexual 

The worst insult that can ever be used against another human. All other insults naming family members and sexuality fall miles short in destructive capcity
You:”ur granny tranny”
Me:”stfu ur cousin asexual”
You:*time freezes as your entire being witnesses forces only known in the big bang*

Ur Brother are ur mother 

Its the deny to ur sister is a mister
Carl: ur mom gay
Richard: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister
Richard: Ur brother are ur mother
**Carl dies and go to extreme hell**

Ur maid an aids 

Ur maid an aids is the best comeback for Ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian, ur brother ur fiance and Ur granny tranny.
Everytime you say this word you are becoming the comeback god.
Ur granny a tranny, Ur maid an aids.
Ur maid an aids by HawaiiSalad March 22, 2018

ur race ace 

The true height of modern insult, to refer to one's interlocutor's entier race as being of the asexual variety.
1: ur mom gay
2: ur granpap a trap
1: ur race ace
2: *disintegrates into a cloud of dust*

ur daughter an otter

The most powerful insult ever invented. It's was said to be the cause of the Big Bang.
Dale: Ur mom gay lol
Tom:Ur dad lesbian
Dale: Ur son a nun
Tom:Don't make me say it
Dale: You know God forbids anyone to say it.
Tom: Ur daughter an otter
*Dale becomes vibranium and another universe is created consuming earth and Hitler is reborn*

Ur nans adoption paper 

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp
What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper