UBER PIRATE

A passenger who steals or pirates services of an Uber or Lyft Driver by placing their destination close to original start point and then asks for the driver to drive them to different stops along the way,taking up time that wasn't paid for.
No Ma'am I will not stop at Popeye's Chicken, the convenience store, the grocery store and waste 2 hours of my time for $3.00 and no tip...you are an Uber Pirate.
by Nevadarhodes February 03, 2018
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Uber Bangz

When one recieves a Ridonculous bag of chronic that gets them too high
Yo niggah that bag i got from C.J was dat uber bangz.
by Dat Niggah Albe February 24, 2010
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uber quickie

A couple orders an Uber/Lyft from home and once the app confirms the time until arrival; that is how long you have to have sex with each other, orgasm and clean up before the Uber calls/messages that it has arrived. (Everyone wins, including the Uber/Lyft driver who gets two very happy riders)
I’m about to order a ride; you down for an Uber quickie?!
by Epic Ridge January 03, 2019
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uber-nig

Uber-nig this man is. He just ate 13 water melons in one sitting.
by Enchilada Weiner December 03, 2020
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Uber pot

Door-to-door delivery of weed
Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot
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uber-greed

The desire of a person to amass great wealth or the goal of a corporation to maximize huge profits without providing any useful service or producing a beneficial product.
Speculative investing in the stock market or in real estate are two prime examples of uber-greed.
by lifeonearth May 12, 2012
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Uber minute

Uber minute = 5 minutes
I’ll meet you in an Uber minute.

Means I’ll meet you in 5 minutes
by NycPas October 16, 2018
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