Def 1. A person who is so large that they could easily occupy two chairs due to the size of their butt.
Def 2. One who cannot comfortably (or struggles to) sit on a chair because of their size.
Note: Depending on the fatness of the person, this term can be adapted to 3 chair, 4 chair, or 5 chair. Anything after 5 chair the joke becomes stupid.
Def 2. One who cannot comfortably (or struggles to) sit on a chair because of their size.
Note: Depending on the fatness of the person, this term can be adapted to 3 chair, 4 chair, or 5 chair. Anything after 5 chair the joke becomes stupid.
"Hey man, check out that Two Chair on your right."
"Wow, that's more like a 2.5 Chair."
"Yea, definitely your team."
"Wow, that's more like a 2.5 Chair."
"Yea, definitely your team."
by Unparallel April 25, 2012
Get the Two Chairmug. In our business we prefer to run two-legged appointments. The one-legger has a very small chance of a one-time close.
by BdubCav October 7, 2015
Get the two-leggedmug. by Slamton June 29, 2018
Get the Two-nothermug. John: you see that girl over there
Mark: yeah
John: she’s mad beat
Mark: I’d still tap that
John: damn bro u really a two legger
Mark: and she’s a two leggee
Mark: yeah
John: she’s mad beat
Mark: I’d still tap that
John: damn bro u really a two legger
Mark: and she’s a two leggee
by Luckyboi420 January 29, 2022
Get the Two Leggeemug. Two hang describes a meeting of just two friends. As with a "group hang", it is a casual meeting and not a date.
by zoobiscuitz October 3, 2010
Get the Two hangmug. When two people have multiple orgasms. Usually having to be scooped out afterwards.
Can also be used for more than two, ie three four five even six scoops.
Can also be used for more than two, ie three four five even six scoops.
That was crazy, I just finished again, looks like you got Two Scoops.
Damn we've been at it for hours looks like we had Four Scoops.
Damn we've been at it for hours looks like we had Four Scoops.
by Two Scoops and more May 4, 2022
Get the Two Scoopsmug. Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012
Get the two-totalmug.