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Two Chair

Def 1. A person who is so large that they could easily occupy two chairs due to the size of their butt.

Def 2. One who cannot comfortably (or struggles to) sit on a chair because of their size.

Note: Depending on the fatness of the person, this term can be adapted to 3 chair, 4 chair, or 5 chair. Anything after 5 chair the joke becomes stupid.
"Hey man, check out that Two Chair on your right."

"Wow, that's more like a 2.5 Chair."

"Yea, definitely your team."
by Unparallel April 25, 2012
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two-legged

Referred to an in-home sales appointment when both homeowners are present.
In our business we prefer to run two-legged appointments. The one-legger has a very small chance of a one-time close.
by BdubCav October 7, 2015
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Two-nother

When you're having more than one drink at the bar, and buying another round.
"Thank you, sir. May I have two-nother? "
by Slamton June 29, 2018
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Two Leggee

The person who gets with the two legger.
John: you see that girl over there
Mark: yeah
John: she’s mad beat
Mark: I’d still tap that
John: damn bro u really a two legger
Mark: and she’s a two leggee
by Luckyboi420 January 29, 2022
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Two hang

Two hang describes a meeting of just two friends. As with a "group hang", it is a casual meeting and not a date.
Taylor: "Did Crystal and Tom go on a date last night?"
Sarah: "No, it was just a two hang."
by zoobiscuitz October 3, 2010
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Two Scoops

When two people have multiple orgasms. Usually having to be scooped out afterwards.

Can also be used for more than two, ie three four five even six scoops.
That was crazy, I just finished again, looks like you got Two Scoops.

Damn we've been at it for hours looks like we had Four Scoops.
by Two Scoops and more May 4, 2022
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two-total

Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012
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