Colorado Mud Trumpet

When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.

Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"

by AvalancheFan007 December 20, 2024

Donald Trumpet

an orange faced trumpet that may deport you any second

donald trumpet tariffs cancer so cancer gets deported

by CharlesMcChuckles September 23, 2025

lone trumpeter

Someone playing their instrument on the periphery. Usually low in confidence or voyeuristic.

I went dogging last night. There was a lone trumpeter stood at the edge of the car park.

by Brassband Billy November 3, 2021

Soggy Trumpet

Soggy Trumpet; the act of feltio delivered in a wet and wild manner

It was 4am down a dark alley and she gave me the Soggy Trumpet

by Maxpwr December 10, 2017

Trumpet

The name given to those supporters of FORMER PRESIDENT Donald Trump. Specifically those who support him because he is red and not based on any real knowledge of the political climate.

Donna: Did you hear that Sam voted for Donald Trump?
Lizzy: Really? He never cared about politics before. He is such a Trumpet.

by RidenBiden2024 September 20, 2021

Trumpet

A childish insult directed at Donald Trump supporters.

Well, if I'm a trumpet then go ahead and blow me.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Taco Bell Trumpet

The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.

See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes

I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.

by Deertay July 31, 2018