I had this english teacher in highschool who was a real bitch, but she made up for it with her rude tits.
by RyanMcF April 28, 2007

Tits where the areola and nipple are the same color, tone and/or shade as the rest of the tit giving the effect that they aren’t there.
by iamanthonydean July 14, 2020

simplified version of Titty Monkey, or Flying Titty Monkey, the creaters spawned from the rack of the hot Queen on Tin Man.
by Monk Titman January 2, 2008

The thinnest tits you will ever see. From the side profile all you see is what looks like a slice of sandwich ham with a blister on it
Somebody put the wrong type of air in those titties. I'm afraid they are troposphere tits. Fetch the foot pump
by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

by Family Jew April 28, 2017

-Dude I just gave that bitch a tit hug
-How were her tits?
-Could not feel nothing because of her bra.
-How were her tits?
-Could not feel nothing because of her bra.
by jizzandjizz February 25, 2015

Cig tits: A girl in your class with huge boobs that walks in everyday having the aroma of a freshly smoked pack of cigs on her body.
by Bones molane December 16, 2010
