trouser toddler

Noun;

A term for a man with an easily excitable penis, even to the point of premature ejaculation.

You better stop talking shit or you're going to get the trouser toddler when we get home.

by ToneToneCapone March 16, 2021

those two are made for each other

it is wise words that Master Fu used in the origins of Miraculous Ladybug: The tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir. It is also used by Aeon/Uncanny Valley in the New York special and in the new episode season 4 episode 6, Mr. Pigeon 79, Kagami Tsuguri also used it forshadowing Master Fu in the origins episode.

W: exellent choice master
M: those two are made for each other..

by imjustafriend June 6, 2021

Touseef

The coolest man on earth! Calm, collective and composed.

John handles pressure in a Touseef way

by Touseef_ August 17, 2022

those who share the memory

Someone who remembers drinking Osmanthus wine with Zhongli. As Zhongli is over 6000 years old, the only one currently alive who shares the memory is Venti. But Zhongli refuses to accept that, because Venti is a drunkard (despite the fact that Zhongli keeps talking about Osmanthus wine)

Zhongli: Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember. But where are those who share the memory?
Venti: I'm right here!
Zhongli: Not you.

by zhonglis left ass November 30, 2022

Trouser Truffles

Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers

Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 7, 2023

Trouser eggs

The testicles.

Dude, he was crying after having his trouser eggs scrambled on the rail!

by Nobli May 7, 2023

Kotch Trousers

Trousers or Tracksuit Bottoms which are extremely comfortable. loose to wear and hang low from the hip, these are the ultimate item of clothing when all you wanna do is "Kotch"
80% Cotton 20% Polyester are recommended.

After a heavy night out:
"Shit man you bashed loads of beanz"
"It's ok, i got my kotch trousers"

by Loganslean July 2, 2005