Explosive Dildo

An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.

My brother got mad at me for shoving an explosive dildo up his ass.

by Professional Racist February 2, 2022

dutch explosion

When you press your bitch's face against your ass and blast their face with explosive diarrhea.

Hey, gurl I wanna give you a dutch explosion.

by Herbert'sDutchMuffins August 17, 2014

Stellar explosion

A youtuber that is very funny and cool

Stellar explosion is so funny and cool

by Djdhdhfhfbfbjffjjskejntbykt June 26, 2020

Explosive leaving

Exiting while combusting.

Sometimes when you do not talk to your microwave properly it engages in explosive leaving.

by Chresse Zacrums September 12, 2016

cocktacular explosion

A Cocktacular explosion is when you're jerking off to porn in a frat house with 12+ other dudes and you all cum at the same time creating a wall plastering explosion.

Man I'm so glad I got invited to Daniels frat party last night! All the bros were there with our eyes glued to the screen, like literally! There was a Cocktacular explosion and I was stuck to the screen!

by Eagleeye July 19, 2016

Cambrian Explosion

A Cambrian Explosion is when you use the bathroom and the chocolate syrup comes out so hard and fast it hits the bottom and climbs up the bowl

The tacos were so good that later in the night Ryan had a Cambrian Explosion

by GalvanizedToaster December 4, 2023

explosed

when something is exploded and still exploding
its such a good word

person 1: sends loads of messages
person 2: my phone is explosed

by assmunchermomo June 17, 2023