Shaving the donkey 

When a Canadian rubs the back of his head on your taint.

See that bald spot on the back of his head, he’s been shaving the donkey, eh.

Shaving the donkey by The Alaskan and the Indian April 23, 2021

Meeting of the Dons

When a group of people with higher authority have a meeting usually in a bussiness setting; (referenced from The Godfather)

All the Big time CEO's are in there having a "Meeting of the Dons" right now.

Meeting of the Dons by 4514 September 29, 2010

Whacking the Donkey 

Apparently what the guy from "Overboard" did when Goldie Hawn was gone from him thinking she was someone else's mother and wife. Yeah, we don't get it either.

As Goldie Hawn tries to leave her mean husband--

Mean husband: I'm desired by many women! Do you know what I've been doing while you were gone? Whacking the donkey with painted ladies!

Whacking the Donkey by painteddonkeywhackerladie August 24, 2009

The Donald Trump

A small white penis that causes one to become nervous about any concept that involves size.

I wish I was black with a BBC, but I was born with the Donald Trump and now I spend all of my time convincing people that my hands are normal-sized.

The Donald Trump by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2018

lookin for love in all the dong places

When a women goes from man to man trying to find love and all she gets is dick what a dumb broad always lookin for dong in all the wrong places

That bitch is either on her phone texting or bar hoppin with the mentally sick or on skankbook shes lookin for love in all the dong places hey dumbzilla whats up meet ya later at the loser pub for a ale ill buy ya drinks and we can bang and make retard babies

lookin for love in all the dong places by shannon motowakan February 18, 2012

flipping the donut 

Flipping the donut is a phrase that was made up specifically for people that constantly uses other people's words as their own. It started as a social experiment for such people to see if they would use it, even if they don't even know what it means or where it came from. It actually means "you're being lame" as people who use other people's trademarks are pretty damn lame.

That guy is buying Pokemon cards. He's totally flipping the donut right now.

flipping the donut by Slobe January 2, 2009

The Donovan 

Giving some one the middle finger

The guy cut me off so I gave him the Donovan.

The Donovan by Zmulka09 April 16, 2017