Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
Get the National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekendmug. by Copier 101 October 9, 2019
Get the Cheatingmug. Refers to the sequential order of unfaithfful sexual liaisons shared by multiple partners. Although only one or two individuals may be aware of other specific individuals in the chain, there are theoretically an infinite number of partners in the chain.
"Tania is totally down with a no-strings attached while her husband is out of town and I've wanted to fuck her since she moved in next door."
"Bro I'd wear protection if I were you. I know for a fact she fucked my dealer and I know my dealer fucked Jessica bareback when her boyfriend was deployed in Iraq. I know because I was there and I fucked her too. That bitch is full of diseases science hasn't even discovered yet."
"You're right dude. I'd be in a fucking polluted cheat chain with Jessica and who knows what her boyfriend broght back from Iraq."
"Bro I'd wear protection if I were you. I know for a fact she fucked my dealer and I know my dealer fucked Jessica bareback when her boyfriend was deployed in Iraq. I know because I was there and I fucked her too. That bitch is full of diseases science hasn't even discovered yet."
"You're right dude. I'd be in a fucking polluted cheat chain with Jessica and who knows what her boyfriend broght back from Iraq."
by Drunken Horde August 1, 2016
Get the Cheat Chainmug. When your girlfriend/boyfriend breaks your standards in a relationship, i.e. if he/she had sexual intercourse with another person or persons or if he/she goes against what their partner specifically said and does what their partner doesnt approve of.
"you went out to the club for the night when i told you not to go to the club without me. that's cheating!"
by Pheonix Dictionary March 11, 2021
Get the cheatingmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, And Buttercup <Steal>mug. That guy hates his girlfriend and they aren't getting along. Young love leads to neat cheat sometimes.
by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
Get the neat cheatmug. 