Misleading the Queen

Suffering erectile disfunction while attempting sex with an older lady.

Hey Boris, how did it go with that cougar you picked up last night?

Oh man, I'd had way too much to drink, I ended up misleading the Queen.

Misleading the Queen by Doris Johnson September 25, 2019

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hit the quan

hitting a person, that is spanish or hispanic, that is called juan. then dancing on their corpse saying HIT THE QUAN HIT THE QUAN

"hey quan, lets hit the quan in bedwars!

hit the quan by OverlordKillahh April 6, 2020

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the queen • The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog • the Q • The Quad • the question • The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog • The quiet kid • The Queen of England • The Queers • The Q word

Moved the Queen

To fuck up immensely while in an advantageous position.

I was playing chess last night, and this guy was about to win! Then he moved the queen and lost in one turn.

Moved the Queen by Ancient_Mew July 4, 2020

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love the quack

Best person in a discord server. Can do 50 push-ups and likes heavy metal.

Person 1: "Man, love the quack is amazing!"
Person 2: "I know! I wish I could be him/her!"

love the quack by kuakermassturr23 October 23, 2020

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Conquering the Queen

When a man simultaneously urinates between the squatted legs of his partner.

I ended up conquering the Queen before we worked one out last night!

Conquering the Queen by Ocouple339966 November 21, 2020

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historia.the.queen

Literally the sweetest kindest person on this planet, they’re so nice to you it seems unreal she’s absolutely gorgeous and not to mention has good taste in shows

“ historia.the.queen is the nicest person on tiktok”

historia.the.queen by socks<333 March 28, 2021

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Repeat the Question

When you force someone to repeat the question you were just asked. Using "it slipped my mind" as an excuse.

Gina: *asks question*
Ellie: *was tuned out* could you repeat the question?
Gina: ...
Ellie: I heard you, but it slipped my mind
Gina: yeah of course!

Jane: *in corner* sus

Repeat the Question by GrackDaWeirdo October 27, 2021

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