Boy 1: Hey you have to give me a lap dance!
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.
by Jean Philip November 4, 2020
Get the Lap Dance Decembermug. by Flowerling April 28, 2021
Get the Lappingmug. Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
Get the loo lap logmug. .
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025
Get the what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.mug. Running the whole way round a university/college faculty while naked, to celebrate a successful night out. This is sometimes done as a dare and almost always whilst pissed.
1. "Man, that was the best night out ever. Wanna do a glory lap around the History fac on our way back to our dorms?"
2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"
3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"
2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"
3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"
by prohobbit September 28, 2018
Get the glory lapmug. new lap is a word with the meaning of a new lap in running or in a another words a name of a minecraft server own by 3 owners and devs the owners are pizza ahoy and charms and the other devs are foxman and barfy
by new lap team June 18, 2023
Get the new lapmug. When one lady reaches down the front, and another reaches down the back and they join hand at the taint. They hold hands and it's nice ♥️
by Ashleezona April 12, 2019
Get the Vic-tory lapmug.