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J Buffed

1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music
(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so J Buffed last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"
by M Albury September 26, 2012
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standy j

A handjob performed while both parties are standing up.

The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free
We were having a tickle fight and before I knew it, she stood me up and gave me a standy J.
by Alltalksubway March 5, 2020
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J-Creezy

J-Creezy showed up at that ill party and made it iller by turning the water into wine.
by ʝ℈w$ June 22, 2010
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dick j

Short for Dick Job, or, "Hand Job". This is when the hand is used to create an orgasmic experience for a male.
Mary gave Sam a "dick j"! Can you believe it!!11one
by Richard Hedd April 12, 2007
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J-Walking

Act of some illegal idiot attempting to cross the street where there is on-coming traffic and no crosswalk.
'There is no crosswalk here! Stop J-Walking! I will hit you!'

'Let me hit this J-walker man, it will be an improvement to the Gene-pool.'
by Anonymous 11111112929292894985 October 23, 2008
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J-Hope

The sunshine of BTS. He is also the best dancer.
"J-HOPE!"

~Min Yoongi
by Purple Scorpion September 26, 2018
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j lo

by john batey January 30, 2003
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