flashy-thing

(verb/noun) AKA a neuralizer or having one used on you. Fictional gadget from the Men in Black movie that erases short term memory and allows the wielder to replace it with spoken instructions similar to post-hypnotic suggestions.

Past tense: flashy-thinged

Jay: Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.
Jay: I ain't playing with you, K. Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.

by Plenipotentiary May 18, 2016

The Kanye thing

Did that shit happen BEFORE or AFTER the Bill Burr joke?

Hym "You know the Kanye thing happened and then I saw the Bill Burr joke and I'm like, what is the chronology of events like on that one?"

by Hym Iam March 5, 2023

the 11 thing

That mood change people get in when they're awake past 11pm. This usually results in one saying weird things or becoming inappropriately flirty due to being horny And is often aimed towards people who definitely shouldn't be flirted with such as ex's.

Billy: Bro I'm full wiggin out. Sarah was for sure hitting on me last night saying she was mirin the guns.... So fucking cracked
Bob: Yeah man, I wouldn't take it too seriously, it was probably just the 11 thing.

by scrabbleplayer111 February 17, 2015

The Eleven Thing

The act of flinching when someone puts makeup on you.

When Mike tried to put makeup on Eleven in Stranger Things, she did the Eleven Thing.

by BarnabyandBella33333333333 July 9, 2022

the real thing

1. Coca-Cola.

2. Masturbation.

1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.

2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." -Adam Carolla

by NSFMr2K December 29, 2003

big things

big things are things that go with mountains.

I just saw a picture of a mountain and some big things. I rule.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 4, 2004

Sex Things

Covers mostly all general sexual acts besides anal or vaginal penetration. Meant to be general and less specific. Also referred to as foreplay, but in this situation there is no "fore" about it. It's usually the first and final sexual act, but when used in plural is meant to address multiple sexual acts in one go.

Dude 1: "Yo did you get it in last night?"
Dude 2: "We didn't go all the way, but we certainly did sex things!"

by fobprincess February 24, 2012