sydney

sydney is an ugly child who looks like a Down syndrome cat with and STD. Sydneys copy everything and are always single bc they eat cats for a living. Sydneys should burn in the everlasting hell, they also like at least 5 guys at a time and sit out of athletics bc they are physically challenged aka fat.

don't go in the bathroom!
why? vape..
nah sydney is in there eating cats again.
ugh that girl needs to chill

sydney by transgender2raynerjacobs May 11, 2017

Sydney

A smart determined female that has her head on straight. She is often not noticed unless someones homework is in need of doing. She sometimes reminds people of the toritis of the "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop" comercial.

Dumb kid: Hey have you seen...what's her name..Sydney!?!

Other kid: The one that looks like that tortis, no why?

Dumb kid: I need Sydney to do my homework.

Sydney by LordWaffleKisses November 8, 2009

Sydney

An Interpol detective specializing in clandestine operations going deep undercover to infiltrate Gaelic Clown Porn gangs. All Sydney’s have naturally occurring size 18 feet plus red noses and can be deadly with squirting flower at 30 paces.

“Hey Jacque put your pantaloons back on and let’s get back to the Big Top, the Ringmaster will want to know there’s a Sydney here, we’re busted”

Sydney by TheClown1 August 18, 2009

Sydney

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Sydney is so smart but she sleeps around too much!

Sydney by blank123fuckit July 8, 2011

Sydni 

That one hot fat chick with the blonde hair who can't seem to present infront of class properly. Sometimes when shes not wearing makeup you mistake her for a whale, but a hot one of course.

Sydni is such a babe.

Lol, Sydni shut the fuck up we get it your better than all of us.

Sydni by alternativeannom April 6, 2017

Sydni 

She is a bitch ass little girl who likes to suck this boys name isaiah’s dick. She is always laughing at jokes even if they are not funny. She blush’s everytime her and isaiah is on facetime

Sydni is my girl !

Sydni by Undefeated_sai08 June 8, 2019

Sydney

most are brown haired, four eyed freaks.
Sydneys have Twig-like figures.
They has a outragous laughs that you'll be able to hear from miles and miles away
because it sounds like a witch-devil >:O coming to attack.
Has no ass, also known as being anerenixc but with LARGE LARGE LARGE love
handles.
She may see nice at first, but once you turn around she's talking shit behind your back. (chances are she will be trying to eat your shit too)
Sydneys usually never have boyfriends because they can't walk because their twig legs just snap.
And if you are a dude I would walk away. RUN AWAY, because chances are she just
might stalk you, find out where you live and rape you.
Sydney's usually say their are straight but look on pornobucket and you'll find lesbian pics on her page.

Warning: A Sydney may cause sucidial thoughts and actions.

Lynsey: WTF?! Is that a human toothpick walking down the street?!
Nick: Holy Shit, it's a SYDNEY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSS!
Lynsey: Oh no! Oh no! OH NO!

Sydney by thenoodleoftheflower February 8, 2009