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most are brown haired, four eyed freaks.
Sydneys have Twig-like figures.
They has a outragous laughs that you'll be able to hear from miles and miles away
because it sounds like a witch-devil >:O coming to attack.
Has no ass, also known as being anerenixc but with LARGE LARGE LARGE love
handles.
She may see nice at first, but once you turn around she's talking shit behind your back. (chances are she will be trying to eat your shit too)
Sydneys usually never have boyfriends because they can't walk because their twig legs just snap.
And if you are a dude I would walk away. RUN AWAY, because chances are she just
might stalk you, find out where you live and rape you.
Sydney's usually say their are straight but look on pornobucket and you'll find lesbian pics on her page.

Warning: A Sydney may cause sucidial thoughts and actions.

Lynsey: WTF?! Is that a human toothpick walking down the street?!
Nick: Holy Shit, it's a SYDNEY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSS!
Lynsey: Oh no! Oh no! OH NO!
by thenoodleoftheflower February 8, 2009
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