salt-switch

if a player gets killed in a multiplayer video game and switch to another character out of anger.

(can be salt-switching or salt-switch)

"That guy salt-switch to a brainium basher!"

by SuperBrainz November 6, 2022

Commie Switchboard

A commie switchboard is a term used for describing an item or object that is lacking in modern day technological utilities or is poorly constructed and not well thought out.

It can also be used as a way to insult someone's intelligence and physical strength.

DESCRIPTIVE "Hey man you see that dudes car" "Yeah, thing looks like it has the integrity of a commie switchboard"
"Hey man we should rob this guy" "Bro that idea is as good as a commie switchboard"

INSULT "Dear god bro you have the mental capacity of a commie switchboard!"
"Bro you are as strong as a commie switchboard is functional!"
"You have one brain cell for every functioning commie switchboard"

by Sir crispy the 3rd February 7, 2023

Nintendo switch for women

The true meaning of NSFW

Bro are you watching Nintendo switch for women?!

by Roberto the great July 31, 2023

Big Red Reset Switch

The main power switch, often on computer equipment but applicable to any piece of equipment. Used to stop the system when all other control inputs have failed, often because of a system crash or lockup.

Tech 1: "Buggeration, we have the Blue Screen Of Death yet again !"

Tech 2: "Shit. Give me a sec, I shall apply my digital extremity to the Big Red Reset Switch"

<Click>

<Click>

Tech 1: "Ok, it's rebooting now".

by eighth of seven February 6, 2010

flicked my switch

Flicked my switch: When a person rubs their derriere against a males crotch and he gets an erection

"That girl was all over you on the dance floor! Yeah she totally flicked my switch "

by Da Bloke March 11, 2017

shag n switch

This is the term to describe what Cameron Aston did throughout high school instead of revising for GCSEs

Cameron's a fuckboy, all he does is shag n switch

by Unknown user 2568 August 17, 2017

Master-bait and switch

When you think you're at least getting a hand-job, or handy, but instead you get nothing and blue balls.

Chad - How was the date last night?
Connor - Terrible, I didn't even get a hand job!
Chad - She even went home with you - did you get the old master-bait and switch?

by Do the Stammy Leg February 9, 2019