vinegar strokes

The face a male makes when about to orgasm as if he has sniffed vinegar under his nose.

I wasn't going to stop, I had vinegar strokes going on.

by Mr.knowitall26453738 November 21, 2010

Stroke of Midnight

Masturbating or receiving a hand job in the middle of the night. This act is most popular during New Year’s celebrations however it can technically take place any night.

1.) Damn, I can’t wait till she experiences the stroke of midnight.

2.) I bet my houseguest will be surprised when they see the stroke of midnight hit.

by Mopery January 1, 2012

vinegar strokes

A mans face during ejaculation.

A mans O face is also called a vinegar strokes.

by king kong 05 November 21, 2010

Vinegar Strokes

An old and very descriptive scouse expression depicting male masturbation.

Like the pouring of vinegar on fish & chips, with the bottle and it's bulbous head pointing down the vinegar bottle is shafted repeatedly in a downwards motion to release a tiny squirt of vinegar on every thrust, much like the male orgasm at the end point in which ejaculation is inevitable, coincidently producing a scrunched up face similar to one that has just sniffed vinegar.

Dave: that wank I had last night was lush
Paul: did your face scrunch up when you started on the vinegar strokes?
Dave: aye, it was like being in a chip shop

by danieboy777 February 1, 2015

Vinegar-Stroke Checks

In chess, a computer's meaningless checks just before mate are called 'Vinegar-Stroke
Checks'.

Checkmate is totally unavoidable - all black has left are the meaningless vinegar-stroke checks.

by Alan O'Brien July 15, 2005

stroke

N: Used to describe a person who hasn't a clue. Metaphor for not even being worth the entire act of masterbation, only a small part therof.

"Buddy is asking out my x-girlfriend"
"He's such a stroke"

by Bart Smartly April 25, 2004

stroke the lizard

Jamaican phrase for smoking a joint.

Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park

by Nosferatu! June 22, 2009