sloper

in rock climbing, specifically bouldering, a sloping hold (think of a basketball).

jim couldn't climb any of the boulder problems in Alabama because he's not so strong at slopers.

by dflordnf August 18, 2005

Stoner vibe

The ability to sense other pot heads in the area and evaluate the amount of marijuana they smoke each day.

Kyra: "Look at that dude! He's soo ripped!"
Andrea: "Wow bro, you've got that dank 'stoner vibe'!"

by Sam Binder September 21, 2009

stoner porn

Montages of nice nugs of cannabis.
pictures of marijuana plants that look like stoner candy

nug mag and high times magazine are the old school stoner porn but now its all on the internet.

by zachwarhawk December 7, 2010

stoner philosophy

Stoner Philosophy is a name given to any way of thinking or worldview/lifeview that is developed over time by an individual who smokes cannabis.

Not to be confused with 'Stoner Logic', which contains a much more comical slant. For example, a stoner might want cheese on toast, and so decides it would be a good idea to turn the toaster on the side and put both the cheese and the toast in at the same time.

Dude A: 'Dude, isn't it amazing, how everyone and everything is connected, and nothing really matters, and in the end everything just returns to the start and the whole cycle starts again, you know?'

Dude B: 'Nice stoner philosophy dude.'

by anotherstoner April 19, 2014

stoner fort

A fort constructed (usually by college students) under the influence of pot or other illicit drugs. Such a fort can be made out of nearly any material; however - from observation - most prefer tie-dyed couches and soiled bed sheets. When one realizes what they have constructed while straight they often realize the error/stupidity of their ways.

Man, last night my room mate made a stoner fort with our couch...Then he threw a florescent light bulb out the window.

by Kevin's Room mate February 19, 2004

waffle-stompers

heavy hiking boots (from the pattern the soles make in the footprints)

A pair of waffle-stompers were found in the car and were covered in either the perpatrator's or the victims blood.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2011

Stoner slut

A girl who will flirt/date/hook up with you as to smoke your weed and not have to buy her own. Similar to the virgin who dates you so you'll take her to the movies every friday night.

I'm such a stoner slut... I dated colin half the summer just to smoke his weed. Then the weed ran out and we both got bored. He ended up hooking up with Aly at her party, and I went on to date michael. We were all happy.

I felt so bad about smoking his shit all the time, I invited him for a night of smirnoff & vodka. He was DD though, and I felt bad so I hooked up with him. The resulting hickey made mike so jealous he asked me out the next day. We were all happy.

Joey has the best shit. That's why Meghan is such a stoner slut and always fucks his ugly ass.

Kristen wanted Clinton's pretty blue bong so bad she blew him for it. That stoner slut is my bitch!

by stonahsarah October 24, 2008