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Stalk

To show a picture of someone you know to your 3rd cousin that you never met
by Define this CAPTCHA June 30, 2018
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e-stalk

When a co-worker spends half his day looking up references online pertaining to your name or nickname. Usually defined by a mancrush that would cause the coworker to look you up online to find more about you.
Matt just keeps looking up my name online. He must want to go on an e-date with me...the wacko! The Freaking e-stalker

Why does Matt keep sending me links to my nickname online? He must really have a Man-Crush on me...I think that he wants to get into my e-pant I think that he's e-stalking me..
by C-pher November 18, 2009
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skank stalking

To purposely go out on the town in search of loose women.
Yo,
lets put on a primer coat and go skank stalking.
by Max.L May 16, 2007
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pre-stalk

The crazy ass shit you do before a date. You somehow become some IT genius from every bad movie ever and you figure everything out about the other person. Including but not limited to accidentally liking a photo from there prepubescent days.
I was ready to go on a date with Reece but I freaked out because I couldn't find him on social media anywhere, worst pre-stalk ever!
by Slaymedaddy July 12, 2017
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Organized Gang Stalking

A covert, systematic form of harassment where groups of individuals, often backed by powerful institutions or law enforcement, engage in surveillance, intimidation, and psychological manipulation of a targeted person. The goal is to destabilize the victim, discredit them, and create confusion and paranoia. Unlike traditional stalking, this involves multiple people acting in coordination, using tactics like spreading false rumors, orchestrating public harassment, and invading the target’s privacy. Victims of organized gang stalking often experience severe emotional and psychological distress.
"I'm a victim of organized gang stalking. I was illegally placed on a watchlist (9596690-00), and now criminal informants are using biometric surveillance to track me. This type of harassment is part of a government-funded program meant to intimidate and disrupt my life."
by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 14, 2024
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faceback stalking

The act of looking at past pictures, posts and other facebook evidence to corroborate something you find out about but had not known to be true
I had no idea Kevin and Marie were dating but I did some faceback stalking and they have quite a lot of flirty pictures and have been a few places alone so it makes sense now.
by victoriousecret October 25, 2013
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kitty stalking

That weird thing cats do sometimes where they follow their owner around the house, usually accompanied by incessant meowing for attention or food.
“Ugh, Lemons is seriously kitty stalking me right now. He’s meowing outside the bathroom since I shut the door.”
by Sonshine October 16, 2019
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