j-squat

A ridiculously obnoxious person. Someone you can't stand to be around due to an abnormally large annoyance factor.

Guy: Dude what is that j-squat doing at my party?

by ebd3 July 29, 2009

Dream Squasher

A Person that likes to interrupt or change other people's plans.

Jason: I'm going to smoke my joint now.

Debbie: no, smoke it after dinner.

Christie: Debbie don't be such a Dream squasher.

by Js January 2, 2015

dick squash

Somebody who is constantly ruining the fun. A person who rarely adds anything positive to the situation.

"Wow, Tyler is such a dick squash. I literally have never been more bummed by a human's presence."

by Mboyj February 2, 2017

Butternut squash

Sexual act where you stick your dick in her vagina, and then stick your ball sack in her asshole, or vice versa

Dude, she let me do the butternut squash last night. My balls hurt so bad now!

by Wakerile12 August 13, 2019

Flap-a-squat

1. To wave your arms and say woooo woooo 2. an insult to grandparents and enemies. 3. to fart

The cheerleaders had to flap-a-squat to make them appear good. I said flap-a-squat to my grandma, then she sent me home. I have to flap-a-squat so bad, I just let it loose.

by Christina Smithe September 28, 2012

Carolina Squat

This is when some gay county boy raises the front of their trucks whilst the back is lowered. This if often used to get truck sluts

Jake: Baby, you got the Carolina Squat?
Luke: Yeah! Now put your dick up my ass!!!

by Professional white Boy September 8, 2021

Drop a squat

To defecate, take a dump, shit.

Barry "Anyone in the bathroom upstairs, I gotta drop a squat."

by Neo June 15, 2003