Home run slider

When a guy is talking a crap sitting on the toilet and another person (girl or guy) sits on his lap and also takes a crap. The crap then slides down the guys dick and plops in the toilet

This girl gave me a home run slider last night and it felt good

by jhofosho#44 March 29, 2015

spiderbate

When you squish up a bunch of spiders and use them as lubicrant to masturbate with.

Last night, I had the ultimate spiderbate with the help of some ceiling spiders.

by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas July 6, 2008

Twin Cities Slider

A hand job lubricated with mustard (definitely not dijon). Also known as the TC Slider. Similar to the Kansas City Slider (KC Slider).

My girl is so kanky she gave me a Twin Cities Slider in the bathroom at the Metrodome.

by K. Puckett July 19, 2006

Salt lake city slider

When two Mormon missionaries back up ass to ass and the senior elder shits into his brother of faith asshole then they continue to pass the chunk of poo back and forth from asshole to asshole like a shity game of tennis til the trud has melted away

Dude elder Smith gave me the salt lake city slider so hardcore last night

by E-waynesky June 1, 2015

slide down the dinosaur

Leave work right at quitting time, regardless of whether you're in the middle of a project -- like Fred Flintstone in the opening sequence of every episode of the Flintstones. (Shouting "Yabba dabba doo!" is optional.)

Clear paper jam? Heck with that! It's five o'clock -- time to slide down the dinosaur.

by Bobby Narco September 27, 2013

The Spider-Man

Doing the Spider-Man is when you walk up the walls to get into position to then cum into your own mouth

I was so busy last night doing the Spider-Man

by SpideyCumGuzzler April 13, 2022

nigger slide

(Official)
(n.) *The crossing of multiple lanes on a highway or street fluently, without ever hitting a lane reflector between dotted lane paint.

Such a maneuver is said to reflect the purported style and prowess of the African. The recklessness of crossing several lanes simultaneously is also attributed, albeit arbitrarily, to the supposed recklessness of the African.

(v.) *Same as "nigger slide" as a noun.

a: "That was a mighty nigger slide, Jeff. Was that some 4 lanes?"




b: "T'was 6, my dear chap."



"That meanderin' African nigger slid his way to a roadside police beating."

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 15, 2008