dick splash

An individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as semen should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a vagina

Dude 1: " you meet Karl yet?".
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"

by CH256 September 12, 2014

splashback

When the crap drops from a distance great enough so that , when it comes in contact with the surface of the water in the toilet bowl the water, and whatever is in it, splashes and hits your ass, hence splashback

It sucks to have a splashback after you pee

by eye kill fish October 14, 2003

splatter caps

very large areolas, often with an irregular circumference resembling a paint splatter.

Did you see that girls tits? She's got some splatter caps!

by Diddles Crew June 4, 2007

splash pants

pants that make the "swishhhh" sound when you move in them. called splash pants because you can get them wet/splash in them.

"yooo johnny m, those are some sick splash pants!"
"thanks maddi, wanna here them when i walk"
'swish''swish''swish'
"dammnnn...theys fly"

by lindsay_anne August 19, 2007

Splatart

Where you make a really hot n' juicy fart. You then feel a wet substance on you butt, only to later realize you splattered crap all over your underpants.

Dude, I think I just made a Splatart.

I embarrassed myself in front of my family by making a Splatart at the dinner table.

by Billybobpete August 16, 2009

flapjack splat

When a man titty fucks a woman and takes a shit on her stomach.

Your mom wanted to get kinky with me so I gave her the flapjack splat.

by Bob November 30, 2004

Smash and Splash

The act of masterbating while taking a shit

Eddie was so busy @ work he had to smash and splash to relieve tension.

by ECARs 2.0 March 11, 2009