the greatest newb that HALO has ever seen... usually runs with the crew...OHOOMIS, WAD SLAP, AND MANK...watch your ass...he might kill you and then hump you...
by Satan for a day October 25, 2004
A none Sensical phrase that is equivalent to a "high-five" or "a pat on the back". To affirm or reinforce an activity that would otherwise be uncharacteristic of a particular person or party.
by Cheese spank master April 15, 2009
The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)
Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
Manual sexual stimulation involving a rapid "jacking off" of the penis, followed immediately (and finished by) a quick spank to the balls.
by Imperial Lady September 03, 2008
A group of boys or girls you would want to "spank". When a person is in the spank bank they have no personality nor speech, just an ass. A nickname is a must.
by iraassylaeitak May 20, 2006
Anal sex. Or an ass slap but only for nice smooth round delicious butts. Cake is to butt as spank is to well, erm spank. Also one of the hypest ways to you know, do it!! SEX SEX SEX. Doggy style ya dig?
We cake spanked last night. I couldn't resist she just had the hottest cakes man.
I've never cake spanked before..
OOOH i just wanted to spank those cakes!
I've never cake spanked before..
OOOH i just wanted to spank those cakes!
by INEEDACAKESPANK March 06, 2010
To speak in manner in which denotes untrue facts of individuals. To be jivin', talkin' trash, or cuttin' loose.
Rachel was so drunk last night she was spittin' spank hard core, we all thought she had diarrhea of the mouth.
by DaddyGpappy August 23, 2009