SoFamouz

Pretty much the most bad ass people in the world. If you are a SoFamouz you are better then everyone else in the universe. can be used as an adjective.

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who are SoFamouz and those who wish they were SoFamouz.

Brad is not a SoFamouz.

by Zoltan2 April 3, 2009

sofaphile

an adult that is sexually attracted to sofas

Don't sit there.
He's a sofaphile.

by Jizzle_Dizzle January 6, 2011

Socrates Troll

A master of logic and philosophical debate who has nothing better to do than undermine your worldview for their amusement, causing you to want to punch them in the face, then force-feed them hemlock.

Congrats. You just poked a giant hole in my logic. You could've been a lawyer and fought for justice, but instead you're just a Socrates Troll. Your talent is wasted on your amusement and my annoyance, so yes, I am mad, Bro.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 18, 2015

Sofa Soldier

A male, usually in their 20's, single, jobless, and shaped like a wad of cookie dough, who thinks he is a hard ass or bad ass because he plays violent video games all day long while gobbling fast food and soda. A grown-ass man who dresses like an 8-year-old boy (jorts, backwards baseball hat, 3xl sports jersey). Acts aggressive in real life by cutting in line, pushing women or kids out of his way, bragging how he can kick your ass while throwing around his shopping cart or merchandise in the store. When someone finally beats his slop ass and big gutted ego back down to size and puts his loser ass back in check, the soldier usually runs back to Mommy's basement and faps to hardcore porn and eats a case of pringles. Or works on his blog/podcast/hip hop
career.

My Girl: "That dopey eyed sofa soldier thinks he is intimidating us by pushing his big misshapen self up closer and slamming his shit down while drooling and trying to act hard..."
Me: "The only thing scary about him is how much of our tax dollars go toward keeping that waste of oxygen above ground..."
Sofa Soldier: "I'm hungry!!! And so tired from being up all night playing Call Of Duty... Ima kick somebody's ass if this line doesn't move faster"
Me:"Easy fat boy! You might have a heart attack... Just be patient this is reality not a video game"

by bob the driver September 18, 2016

Sofia shocking

A female animal with a strange hormonal imbalance that leads to a lady beard mustache and large excess amounts of pubic hair even hair that covers her tubular deformed breasts. She enjoys excessive tweeting playing with her cats and having sex with strange men for small amounts of money and Taco Bell. Typically she can be found in Woodside Queens but has been known to be in the bathroom of the mad donkey.

Guy: yo son she looked like she had one of them Isis guys in between her legs
Guy2: thats sofia shocking

by Randy marsh has a lisp May 12, 2017

sofia

the most awesome person you will ever meet. this girl will change your life, so if you meet a Sofia's make sure to always have her with you. She is VERY attractive , but a little AWESOME. is very hip and cool.

kenny: who's Sofia
*kenny instantly dies*
jill: *preys to Lord and savior sofia*
jill: poor guy didn't prey to Sofia like everyone else

by dank_meme_lord_yaboi October 10, 2018

Sofia

A Sofia is an athletic girl. She is very quiet around large crowds of people and may be socially awkward. She is kind and will put her friends before herself. A Sofia is artistic and will make anyone laugh. She will not tell you about her problems and keep them to herself. She is very good at acting to make sure no one knows she’s hurting inside. If you find a Sofia keep her. She’s worth it!

Person 1: Sofia is too shy.
Person2: Get to know her and she’ll be louder.

by My name is Sofia June 9, 2019