pussy sneeze

It's similar to a queef but juicier and it's equally as spontanious as a sneeze. One might say an accidental orgasm. Whoops

He looked so hot, I had a pussy sneeze in my pants.

by #stimpy September 19, 2016

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Cream Sneeze

The act of a male ejaculating up the nose of a previously selected partner. The presence of man-juice will cause the partner to sneeze, preferably over the ejaculators' face.

Oi Steve, get Natasha over, I want to give her a Cream Sneeze.

by billybigballs February 4, 2009

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Cock Sneeze

when some dude sprays cock juice into a Kleenex.

eww dude, that lil bastard leaves his cock sneeze rags all over his room!

by Mr motherfucker January 28, 2017

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A sneezer is someone who tries way too hard to fit in. Typically many of the things that come out of a sneezers mouth are unneccesary, forced, and flat out embarassing. They often times try and build inside jokes with you that you want no part of yet they proceed to bother you because they so badly want to be cool and accepted. A sneezer can also be used to define somebody who is lanky, goofy, and flat out resembles a penis.

Sneezer: Hey man, whats the dealio-yo?

You: Nothing sneezer, now get the fuck out of my face and far away from me.

Sneezer: Alright sounds good bro, we should hang out later!

You: No we should not

Sneezer: Ah thats cool, I will call you later dogg.

You: Dont bother sneezer, and if you do I will kill your dog and then drown you in its blood.

by soshakethem23 July 2, 2009