snorteled

That moment when you fall asleep and snore loud enough to startle yourself awake.

"Dad just snorteled hard enough to scare himself damn near off the couch."

by 207iac July 27, 2016

snart

When one snorts and farts during laughter.

Example: That was so funny that I snorted while laughing and farted at the same time...I SNARTED!!!

by GunzLunz November 27, 2016

Snart

A snarl and a fart. It's a weird furry kink enjoyed by children and adults alike. Very weird and gross.

Yukine snart

by eclipses moonlight day January 21, 2017

Snart

When someone sneezes and farts at the same time

"I snarted last night"

by [e-mail] February 13, 2017

snorta de borta

An insult towards Any persons with a nose over 3 miles long

Shutup iain you snorta de borta, you're not funny so go blow your large nose!

by Snozzadebozza May 22, 2017

snort snack

Snort snack is were you snort a furit snack/swallow things through your nose

I like to snort snacks

by Unicorns are real21 June 11, 2017

Snurt

The technical term for the painful, screeching noise only made by a small variety of woodwind instruments such as the Squidward Tube and the Jazzophone

Guy 1- Christ, this band is awful!
Guy 2- Yeah, the Jazzophonist can't even get a note out without snurting!

by Picasso Is Here July 13, 2017