smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016

smooth muscle

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "otot polos" with this same meaning, this tongue-in-cheek term referring to Deadpool's poor self-control, particularly in his tendency to swear and act impulsively. This phrase playfully implies that, like smooth muscle tissue, which operates involuntarily, Deadpool's mouth runs on autopilot, often leading to hilariously inappropriate outbursts.

I love how Deadpool is total smooth muscle—his swearing just pops out without a filter, making every scene even more entertaining!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

Smooth Bucket

A greeting for someone so cool, they're like a bucketful of smoothness.

"Ooooh, look at you lookin' all sharp. What's up, Smooth Bucket?"

by C Monty March 27, 2021

smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz

Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"

by The illustrious moustache May 7, 2018

Smooth Vagina

Lame or inferior. Opposite of textured vagina

That weak shit was smooth vagina as hell

by Hokiepharm January 7, 2021

out smooth

When two people who are equally smooth (fly, fresh etc...) and one of them tries to out do the other, by means of showing off new gear (clothing, sneakers, accessories, etc...)

Yo i gotta go home and change, damn son why you always trying to out smooth me

by ProblemChild0 October 23, 2009

u smooth

Mines if you shave, down there, or not

You just go up to a person and say “U smooth!?”

by Official Sexy Lexi December 4, 2019