simpetus

the reason for simping

Guy 1: Yeah, my simpetus was Belle Delphine; how about you?
Guy 2: Why are you in my bed?

by bricks3958 June 23, 2020

Simpette

A girl that goes crazy over a guy and will kiss their ass and do anything for them. Basically the girl version of a simp

Omg I hate her, she’s such a simpette

by clownery_bitch May 25, 2020

Simpeleon

Simp in disguise. His rhetoric seems to support men at the first sight but advances female biological imperative upon examination.

– Men need to take responsibility and adopt Red Pill mindset.
– Shut up, simpeleon.

by sodamn May 26, 2020

Simpette

Simpette - A woman who raises an undeserving man up onto a pedestal and worships him

Holly - OMG Harriet is such a Simpette!
Jackie - Yeah, I know, did you see the way she was talking about Harry? Such a Simpette.

by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020

Grandpa Smile

When somebody smiles like a grandpa with no dentures in.

CC: Dude your grandpa smile is disturbing me.
Adrian: Oh, sorry, I'll stop smiling...
Natausha: Dude your Smile is scaring children.

by bekkuhkidd February 28, 2011

Social Smile

1. Smiling for the sake of not looking sad, even if you're doing/feeling nothing.

2. A smile made by a baby in response to sounds/sights/etc. of things it likes.

1. Any politician's smile.

2. "Honey! Our baby just did her first social smile!"

by smsman August 15, 2011

Joker Smile

When a man "cock slaps" another person on both sides of their face. Leaving two lines up their face, resembling the smile of the joker from Batman.

I think that girl that had those bruises on her cheeks got a joker smile.

by C.L.C. October 25, 2011