Plus Sized Bandit 

A person of a larger weight, who really doesn't give a shit. Often loud and rude, and constantly belittling skinny people who aren't "skinny bandits", the posse of the plus sized bandit. Often will cause fights, and over dramatize situations. Eats whatever they want however they want, no matter who is watching.

Did you see that loud guy fighting in the cafeteria??

Yea he was such a plus sized bandit!

Plus Sized Bandit by cat55 October 23, 2010

rob sized 

Something that is so huge it deserves it's own word. Something so ridiculously big that you have to blink and look again, just to make sure it was, in fact, that big.

That's the biggest rob sized snow cone I've ever seen!

rob sized by elton kingsley March 13, 2008

Burrito Sized Mummy 

A burrito sized mummy referes to an extreemly large joint. It takes about 6 rolling papers to create one

Hey patna why dont you light up that burrito sized mummy you got rolled up

Burrito Sized Mummy by BIGGDAD September 5, 2009

The House Rule of Dick Sizes 

When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart

Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you

The House Rule of Dick Sizes by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 April 18, 2014

Fun Sized 

A woman usually of shorter height and with big breats and a nice firm ass.

John: Hey man did you go out with Lou?
Me: Yea man that girl is fun sized!

Fun Sized by Hesiophaestus December 20, 2009

sizemore

-v- To fornicate in a less than gentlemanly manner.

1. Dude, she got sizemored in that movie!
2. If you don't shut up, I'm gonna sizemore your mouth.

sizemore by eyeloveme September 24, 2005

comparing sizes

1) When two boys pull out their penises to see which one is bigger. Usually done by boys between 8 and 13. Anyone caught doing this after the age of 13 can be considered gay!

2) An excuse for a guy to look at someone elses cock at a urinal or in a open shower.

1. Hey Justin, lets go to my room and compare sizes.

2. I'm not gay, I was just comparing sizes.

comparing sizes by Cappy1 June 11, 2004