shants

pants that are too short to be pants, but too long to be shorts.

"He's the only guy I know who can work shants."

by no nameee October 10, 2005

Shirts

Those long sleeved, most likely striped of some color with white, with at least one button open to expose what little chest hair a college man has, goes out to the club with the rest of his shirt buddies to pick up women. Or as we refer to them, Skanks. Shirts and skanks, a perfect match. Self explanatory, if you go out to the clubs now a days, you will know exactly what im talking about. Its packed with shirts. ANd they're mostly likely douche bags, but after all, they're only really here to get into one low self esteem woman's pants

"look at those shirts playing bags in lincoln park. Fucking douchebags."

by .Luna Maide February 26, 2009

Clit shits

When a male loses his confidence around the opposite sex and cannot approach them in an attempt to have a sexual encounter with them.

"Oi, you should go speak to that girl, she's up for it"

"Nah man, I've got the Clit Shits

by Gallaballer August 23, 2014

Taco-beer shits

A night of drinking + Taco Bell + the next afternoon = Taco-beer shits

dude I had the worst taco-beer shits today

by William Hardmaster December 26, 2008

Ill Shits

Spoken words or a rap/freestyle verse

That song is the Ill Shits.

by Socci January 17, 2009

shits gonna hit the fan

When the situation goes awry; when trouble starts

Person 1:aww dude yo i made one of the biggest bets and i just lost bad

Person 2: some shits gonna hit the fan

by hollistermvp07 June 11, 2009

Shitsacks

The police

Yesterday my friends and I were just hanging out by our apartments and the shitsacks rolled on us and accused us of slanging. My friend Dante was beaten for refusing a search.

by TheNumberOne August 14, 2010