A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.
King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's
by Crustacean Craven February 16, 2005
by kcupcake(: May 23, 2010
Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.
Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
*Serious conversation you don’t really want to be involved in*
*gives salmon thighs*
Other person “wtf are you doing?”
You: “giving salmon thighs”
Other person: “are you fat shaming me?!”
You: no that’s thunder thighs!
*gives salmon thighs*
Other person “wtf are you doing?”
You: “giving salmon thighs”
Other person: “are you fat shaming me?!”
You: no that’s thunder thighs!
by MeshaSakuraLee March 07, 2022
Guy: I love the smell of dirty pussy!! Smells like fresh caught salmon in a fish market!
Other guy: Dude you’re such a salmon sniffer!!
Other guy: Dude you’re such a salmon sniffer!!
by Mimiko January 02, 2018
A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012
The salmon was packed and ready for shipping, but it didn't get shipped.
"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."
"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."
by jiffyluube February 21, 2016