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polynomial relationship

a better choice of words for an open relationship.

X+Y+Z= YES PLEASE
Chad, Zachary, and I should be in a polynomial relationship
by jcassidy23 February 16, 2018
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Relationslip

1) A relationship entered too quickly or without enough forethought; further reflection leads to regret and sometimes panic.

2) A time when you suspect your partner is spending too much time out with friends, feeding egos or insecurities at bars or other meat markets (i.e., the beginning of the end).
Pablo sighed with relief, hanging up the phone after breaking the relationslip he'd committed after only two sexually charged dates.

Larry realized he was in the midst of a relationslip when Kiko stopped answering her cellphone every time she was out with friends.
by robzilla November 28, 2005
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open relationship

a). a facebook setting that allows you to give in to your sluttastic urges while keeping a "saftey net" around in the event that you're unable to hook up with anything hotter.

b). a great way to set yourself up for some hellish drama, instead of being honest with your significant other.
"oh there's no need to worry about milliscent, we're in an open relationship. yeah we just need some time- SHIT, milliscent's here! act cool, we were just talking...about...chinese fireworks. that's right, chinese fireworks and not hooking up with eacho- hey babe, how's it goin'? you okay, you look upset. you wanna talk about it, i- hey milly, babe come back!"
by jon burton June 16, 2006
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Relationship

When two people (usually two members of the opposite sex) get together and are usually in love and share everything they have. Including power and ability to make decisions.
We've been in this relationship for a while and its going great.
by Kito December 1, 2004
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relationship tax

A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.

Dude #2:

My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian June 11, 2011
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Relationship Shades

Also referred to as relation-shades, this is a severe or extensive blindness to some unfavorable aspect of your partner or relationship which is undetectable to you, but completely obvious to everyone else. Relationship shades usually cloud your ability to see your partner for who he or she really is. Common personality traits which are susceptible to being unseen due to relation-shades include: passive-aggressiveness, extreme jealousy, militant disposition while in the company of any of your partner's friends, and straight-up bitch.
Man, your girlfriend is such an overprotective jealous bitch to anyone who comes within two feet of you.

What are you talking about? She isn't anything like that.

Tell that to the chick she punched out last week for smiling at you, I'm surprised you can see ANYTHING through those damn relationship shades.
by CGOguitarist October 3, 2011
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Relationshiply Anonymous

Leaving one's relationship status on facebook blank. The world doesn't need to know. Putting an end to that awkward moment when she thinks you're "in a relationship" and you never talked about it in person.
Chick #1: Does Chip have a girlfriend?
Chick #2: I dunno, he's relationshiply anonymous.
by MorganMakeout June 22, 2011
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