Cockam's Razor

States that if he has a big floppy cock; that is why you're fucking him.

He's soOoOoOo she's nice and kind and smart and cool and blah.

So he has a fat cock?

What? How did you know?

Well, those are all relative terms and it's unlikely that he is relatively more of those things than anyone else. Which means all that's left is a big fat cock.

It's not the big fat cock though....

Cockam's Razor says that it is the big fat cock.

It's not! It's the things he's relatively less then others! Not the thing he's relatively more!

Well, Cockam would disagree.

by Hym Iam November 29, 2020

FANUM's razor

When someone is attractive enough that friends and family feel comfortable joking about them being ugly

That was a sick burn, but thanks to FANUM's razor, I'll take it as a compliment

by theFANUM January 27, 2021

Poo Poo's Razor

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by someone really needing to use the bathroom.

Hey man, don't just assume he was being an asshole. Maybe he just really needed to use the bathroom. It's Poo Poo's Razor.

by Smumbo July 3, 2021

Neuwirth's Razor

"Any Situation can be made worse with the addition of poop"

"Stan was already having a bad day. His partner had left him, he was laid off from work, and his cat had run away. In spite of this, Stan decided he would enjoy some barefoot running ( a farvorite pastime). Forgetting Neuwirth's Razor. Stan forgot to check his surroundings before leaving his apartment, and stepped on a freshly deposited cat dropping. "

by bubbie feh July 13, 2021

Gravy Arc Razor

The user imbued with Gravy Arc energy, usually through declaration, cannot lose debates. Any person(s) debating this individual automatically concede upon the start of the debate. To initiate the Gravy Arc, one must be called "A successful individual" by another person within the community.

"There's that nigga Crisis,
I would not debate him right now he has hella Gravy Arc energy. The Gravy Arc Razor might take effect."

by Jesuschristourlordandsaviour69 March 16, 2022

Pool's Razor

Do not attribute to a conspiracy that which can be more readily attributed to cultural forces.

Joe Biden said the phrase "new world order" but it's more likely a Pool's Razor situation not a conspiracy.

by Tantris Oakblood March 22, 2022

Church of Razor

Church Of Razor is a music group founded by Razor on February 23rd of 2021. Their music consists of a variety of different genres such as ghettotech, hyperpop and experimental trap music.

— Have you heard of this new band Church of Razor? they’re like…real indie
— I have actually, they’re awful.

by ivy malala March 28, 2022