propz

Alternate spelling of props.

I gave him propz for doing a good job.

by Chad Woolley June 13, 2008

pretzel poop

when a man sits on the toilet and faces forward and a girl sits on him facing him and fornicates while both are pooping

"what did you do last night?"
"i pretzel pooped with alyssa"

by nathizan August 18, 2006

pritza

my friend lucy cant say pizza, so she sez pritza.

examples: 'I like cheese and tomato pritza'
'heres the pritza boi @ the door'
'lets go to pritza hut'

by laura n bex April 15, 2005

flesh pretzel

When two person's penis are tied together

Munchler and Bakedbeans had such a strong flesh pretzel that one was never seen one place without the other.

by The Sage Baconfase and the Prophet Thelaros September 15, 2008

Balls in a pretzel

Like getting one's shorts in a knot- to the highest degree.

Arturo: Dude I knocked up my sister I'm totally fucked!

Fabian: Hey man- don't get your shorts in a knot.

Well, maybe get your shorts in a knot, but definately not your balls in a pretzel.

by Der Preuße January 31, 2010

potz

a worthless drunk whose only concern is drinking and thrashing their body with self induced abuse.

Jason is being a total potz this weekend, he hasn't slept in three days and killed 2 thirty packs

by chris jeansonne June 17, 2008

pretzel screwed

Getting less than half in a split- as in splitting a pretzel withour getting the inner knot. Less than half of any deal. Getting screwed in a divorce.

I lost the house, the dog and the cars in my divorce, I really got pretzel screwed.

by Slydawg May 3, 2006