when a man sits on the toilet and faces forward and a girl sits on him facing him and fornicates while both are pooping
"what did you do last night?"
"i pretzel pooped with alyssa"
by nathizan August 19, 2006
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When you go for a shit with your main homie and he sits on your lap faced towards you. Staring deep into your eyes waiting for the toilet water to splash his ass.
“Yo Deonte wanna go for a poop pretzel.“ “ Yeah man but didn't you just have a bit of vindaloo...doesn't matter I like the splash rough.”
by Big Jpenis April 20, 2020
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