Self Proclaimed Pimp

1). A poser that belives that he can easuly throw money at a problem and mack any girl possible any time they want.
2). These self made pimps are only popular through money and buying friends off when they are really at the bottom of the social chain without their riches and hollow personalities.

"Brett and that kid that starts with a P are self proclaimed pimps because the only reason girls even look at them is because they throw money at everything in life."

by Nic from the Roc May 14, 2008

Bladder control problem

jake daniels pissed all over my floor one night cause he cant hold in his piss

jake daniels

by Danny Edwards March 23, 2003

profl

Most commonly referred to as:

Priest Rolling On the Floor Laughing

Commonly used my Priests, Catholics and University students alike.

Just totally stuffed up my sermon PROFL!

by G_Dawg_ProfessionalProfler90 September 23, 2010

Tomorrow Problem

Why waste a perfectly good drinking night on some major GPA/future-dependent assignment when you can set 4 alarms for 8:17 am, fall out of bed, open your laptop and bust out the best semi-legible paper you can write on the floor with one eye partially closed and no proof-reading

Most common in College settings; specifically for those shooting for that magical B-

Bro: $1-U-call it night! Im coming over. Tequila or 30rack?

Bro 2: We got that Marketing presentation tomorrow bro. I haven't even looked at the rubric.

Bro: Fuck it, that's a tomorrow problem.

Bro 2: ...tequila it is.

by Kraks May 5, 2011

shadow proclamation article 195

All visitors to a planet must obey the laws of said planet or they shall be considered galactic outlaws and be punished with death or permanent exile.

You must follow shadow proclamation article 195 when visiting a planet

by Judoon Leader 12 November 21, 2021

staring problem

random people, normally old people, who stare at you in public for whatever reason

me: damn, this freak won’t stop glaring at me. I guess they have a staring problem.

by short ass mf July 13, 2022

problem space

The nebulous region between the aft portion of the anus and the hind privities. See taint, gouch.

I've had much difficulty defining my problem space...that area between my scrotum and rectum

by uncle__dank June 4, 2004