Procrastination

A problem where you can't convince yourself to get off your ass and do something now, (Ex. a chore, homework, etc.) so you tell yourself you'll do it later.

Johnny has a problem with procrastination. He kept doing it until he ran out of time to do his homework.

by VioletThePurple July 24, 2021

ProCrapstination

Procrapstination is when you have shitty excuses for why your delaying things. Like u have cleaned all the house but one room. Saying you don’t know where to start. …. When u should just grab the crap and move it out and start over. Like u did in all the other rooms. Or I have 5,000$ but I can’t pay u the 100$ because I have to live within my means of what I get paid weekly and u need to wait til next week when I get paid. Procrapstination The art of giving people lots of bs excuses. In order to prolong why u have not done something.

Mom. You have procrapstination, your willing to do other things but not willing to do the same thing over there.

Hey Denise you need to apply for a another job so u can keep ur car. I don’t have time. Or I haven’t done it yet or I haven’t asked others for help. But u will lose ur car and won’t have a place to live. You find time to do nothing. U could spend it finding a job after ur 4 hour shift or before.

by Woccolie Wob August 30, 2021

Procarstinate

When you arrive at work and just sit in your car instead of facing the real
World.

Sally had arrived a full 15 minutes early yet opted to procarstinate for 30 minutes by just staring blankly, contemplating her existential crisis. And was now late for work.

by BigCritterDoc October 16, 2021

Procrastinator

Someone who will do anything else just so they don't have to a certain thing. One might refer to them as last minute Larry.

Sam: "You should really work on your paleo project Ethan it takes a lot of time and work."
Ethan: "Fuck it, I'll get hammered and do it tomorrow night and pull something out of my ass cause I'm a professional procrastinator."

by LastMinuteLarry November 28, 2021

Procrastinator

Says im going to finish all my school work on time

me rushing to complete it 20 minutes before its due; procrastinator

by zx,cz February 13, 2022

Procrastibated

To masturbate instead of work

Tanner procrastibated In the parking lot

by Notme47 March 29, 2022

Procrastinating

The art of not doing what you're supposed to and instead just doing nothing. It's most commonly seen in middle school students. They will do absolutely nothing just to not do their homework.

"hey friend, are you procrastinating again?"
"yes, of course. why wouldn't I?"
"But you should do your work" "no"

by panckes May 3, 2022