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prick

An individual, whom, by the subjective generalization of the observer, has never been exposed to much stress or hardship and appears to have had academic, career and personal success that is far above average. The individual has an extroverted personality and feints an image of egality with respect to his or her peers. The individual will be well respected in his or her career and other activities and is usually very physically active in aerobic athletics. The quality of the material objects that these individuals own are usually superior to any alternatives.

The prick portion of the person's personality is realized due to minor fluctuations of the demeanor that may appear to exhibit the same qualities as bipolar disorder. The observer will understand the minor fluctuation of the personality to be due to having a life with very little exposure to stress or hardship and the brief harshness of the fluctuation is akin to that of a pin prick, hence the name 'prick.' It should be realized this an over-generalization of the observer on the individual and not a scientifically accurate method for analyzing a personality.
That guy in the BMW just flipped out because the window washer missed a spot, what a prick.
by bubbert August 26, 2013
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female-prick

a female's genital organ that is unusually similar to a male's penis
I fooled around with this girl and she slapped me with her female-prick,
by eli weslee December 25, 2009
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pricey

Pricey can mean expensive as in describing the price of something.
It can also mean "good", or "fit" if you are describing someone.
1. That jacket's £50. It's well pricey!
2. Omg that boy is so pricey!
by Natalie June 16, 2004
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Price Surveyor

A customer, generally in a supermarket who stares intently at the old LCD screens made by IBM. Their purpose is to find the slightest inconsistency with posted prices with what the item actually rings up. Obviously they have no problem with a item that rings up less than what was posted, but they become outraged at the fact that a particular item rang up 15¢ more. This intent staring leave them helpless and oblivious to the outside world. Such as, lets say at Wal-Mart (where the customers remove the bags from the carousel), they just let a pile of bags form before you have to specifically ask them to break their gaze and do something about it. Either that, or they brought a person shopping to help them in these helpless stages of shopping
Cashier 1: Dude, why was that crazy bitch yelling at you?
Cashier 2: Well, I had five items ring up with a total of $1.58 over the posted price. Her total was a fucking $347.38.
Cashier 1: How could she tell? She must have had a lot of items.
Cashier 2: That bitch was a Price Surveyor.
by 0DeafMute0 March 16, 2009
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Prickier-Mâché

The unfortunate occurrence of getting a thin layer of toilet paper stuck to your Bell after wiping away jizz. This layer is annoyingly hard to remove, leaving the victim's Helmet pinched and sore.

The only solution to this terrible problem is to wait an hour or two until your cock has dried out, quick blast on a hair dryer, or simply take a shower.
'Hey mum, can you get the baby wipes? I got myself major Prickier-Mâché again!'
by Hamie J March 30, 2009
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Prickiest

He's definitely the prickiest from all the pricks I've met.
by Aeacus3764 May 3, 2009
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pricemore

Occurs when something has a universally standard monetary value.
For example, the U.S. dollar ALWAYS equals one U.S. dollar. The U.S. dollar is pricemore.
by adam12121212121212 March 20, 2010
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