The unfortunate occurrence of getting a thin layer of toilet paper stuck to your Bell after wiping away jizz. This layer is annoyingly hard to remove, leaving the victim's Helmet pinched and sore.

The only solution to this terrible problem is to wait an hour or two until your cock has dried out, quick blast on a hair dryer, or simply take a shower.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods