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Polish firecracker

A girl that is of half Polish and half Irish descent.
That Zuzanna O'Sullivan is real Polish firecracker.
by MrGrum May 25, 2017
mugGet the Polish firecrackermug.

polish invasion

When you pee in your partner's mouth instead of ejaculating
Dude, i polish invasioned Amanda last night and she couldn't tell the difference!
by DumpiesDumpTruck November 16, 2017
mugGet the polish invasionmug.

Polish Jacuzzi

where you pour a shot of vodka into someone's asshole and they fart to make it bubble and you slurp it straight out of their bumhole
comrade 1: how did you get gonorrhea?
comrade 2: i did the polish jacuzzi with some bitch
by warlock of feet January 8, 2021
mugGet the Polish Jacuzzimug.

Polish stalker

I had a really bizarre and frightening experience when I traveled to the UK in Europe. Of course I ran into some Polish people who kept stalking and pestering me and wouldn’t leave me alone.

For some odd reason these Polish people acted like they owned the place and acted like I was the problem, and not them. (As if only Polish people could be there, and no one else.)

I was minding my own business one day and these Polish people came up to me and started talking to me out of the blue. I wasn’t even talking to these people and chose to ignore them, but they kept pestering and following me around and threatening me. For some odd reason they accused me of stalking them instead, and said they didn’t care about me. (Funny, because I was just about to say the same thing to them. I’m the one telling you Polish people to fuck off, dipshit.)

Being possessive/controlling, Profiling people/keeping people under surveillance, Etc. is against the law. Don’t you Polish people have the common sense to know that this is called impersonating a cop and stalking people, and that it actually is illegal?

So is Loitering. (walking around England jobless and on welfare, doing nothing.)

Weirdo Polish stalkers. (WTF, I don’t even know who they are, or why they’re even saying this to me? …. Lol.)
It was a really awkward and creepy experience. Bizarre. These Polish people wouldn’t mind their own business, and didn’t seem to understand that maybe I was scared of them. (They are lucky I didn’t report them for harassment/stalking and impersonating a cop.)

I was in fear when these people kept obsessing over me and wouldn’t leave me alone. And It was almost like they would accuse me of doing what they were doing to me. (Almost like they are delusional and are projecting their own traits back onto me.) How bizarre. They are lucky I didn’t report them to British police and charge them for harassment.

I guess they are confused or something, but somebody has to let the Polish people know that impersonating law enforcement is illegal. They should mind their own business and keep their bullshit to themselves.

These Polish people started talking to me out of the blue and I was like, “Why are they saying this to me?! WTF, I don’t even know them and wasn’t talking to them. How bizarre.”

Polish stalkers, You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not a tour guide or a Police officer, and you’re not entitled to shit. Fuck off you weirdo.

(UD Jews, I meant for you guys to see this.)

I didn’t like those Polish people, they were not like other people?
by Death Menace September 17, 2023
mugGet the Polish stalkermug.

Polish Pete

Whose that attractive large chap driving the coach ? OH that Polish Pete he's a Fucking Legend!!!!!!
by Meatypt February 2, 2023
mugGet the Polish Petemug.

Black Polish

When a black person takes something a white person does and makes it better.
Lenny Kravit's put some black polish on his remake of American Woman
by please choose a name June 18, 2021
mugGet the Black Polishmug.

Polish carpenter

Someone who gets married, then gets divorced , and then marries her/him again.
My parents were a pair of Polish carpenters! They cut the board twice!!!...and it was still too short.
by Big Bad Ken January 13, 2018
mugGet the Polish carpentermug.

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