nigga please! smoke more trees

A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.

"Yo dude, clean up the floor, I spilled my bowl all over it."
"Oh nigga please! smoke more trees."

by RBean December 14, 2008

Ninja Please

Ninja Please, a nicer way to say "Nigger Please" when black people are present.

(no-black people present)
Yo Nigger PLEASE!!!


(black people present)
Yo Ninja PLEASE!!

by ninja ninja ninja 10001 February 4, 2009

ninja please

The same thing as "Nigga Please" and "Cracka Please" except it's toward an asian person.

"Nigga please"
"I'm not a nigga"
"Oh sorry, I meant.. ninja please!"

by niggagaiden February 2, 2006

nigga please

Proper term used when one doesn't believe or is too dumb to take a joke.

Person 1: I think I broke my ankle from jumping off that curb </sarcasm>

Person 2: nigga please

by Advil April 9, 2004

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering

A taunt found in the Unreal Tournament video game series. By activating it using a Nightmare voice your character will say this phrase. Its very good at pissing poeple off and at times can be hilarious.

You were killed by Bowzer!

Bowzer: No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering!
Player3:PMGWTFBBQHAXOR!!

by Steve July 22, 2004

pretty please

An irresistible way for a girl to say please. Also featured in a pornographic movie between Lexi Belle and her fictitious sugar daddy.

Lexi Belle: "Pretty please daddy, cum in my mouth!"

by Urban Jerk April 29, 2011

dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014