Dick Pie

The term used when someone of the male persuasion throws their freshly worn underwear right in another person's face.

After a long day of work, Mario came home and gave his wife a dick pie.

From the movie "Angus":
Troy Wenberg-"Now that's what I call getting a slice of the ol' dick pie"

by Stu March 14, 2004

panty pie

Pussy

LilWayne :yes i eat that pussy o how do i love that panty pie

by Refounding January 16, 2009

Pie Goddess

A female master of all things pie-related, whether it be the creation of, or consumption of pies.

"Nicole is an amazing blonde Pie Goddess"

by Matt December 9, 2003

pumpkin pie

Really fucking good pie.

I had pumpkin pie last night. Its like masterbation for the taste buds.

by Tyler D October 15, 2006

Raspberry pie

Raspberry pie is a term used that is to describe a phenomenon that occurs after sex. Similar to a "cream pie", a raspberry pie is ejaculated sperm flow out of the vagina; however, a raspberry pie is colored red from a woman's period.

"Damn Stacy, you left a raspberry pie on my sheets."

"Jack was so horny last night. I told him I was on my period, but he still wanted some pussy. Once he came, I got up and there was a huge raspberry pie left on the couch."

by dirty brown bear September 30, 2017

hair pie

(noun)Cullinary metaphor for female genitalia. Applies only if it is suitably hirsute.

"Love to eat hair pie, but I hate to pick all those hairs from my teeth"

D.H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover: "But his silence was fathomless. His hands held her like flowers, so still and strange. "Where are you?" she whispered to him. "Where are you? Speak to me! Say something to me!"

He raised his head from her hair pie, murmuring: "Ay, my lass!"

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003

boy pie

A male's homosexual lover.

1. Randy brought his boy pie to the party.
2. If a man has sex with a female, he is getting some pie. If he has sex with a male, he is getting some boy pie.

by MikeL L December 16, 2005