Phalangophile

Someone who deeply admires beautiful fingers or toes in a nonsexual way.

As Harry cradled Sally's small hand in his, his fingers tracing their silhouette, a smile spread across his face in a way only a self proclaimed phalangophile would know.

by EarthSuitWearer December 8, 2025

Parallel pop or Parapop

A sub genre of art taken from the art form known as pop surrealism.

Meaning

"A way to describe deconstructed and reconstructed or remixed pop culture and reimagining it as if it exists from an alternate reality perspective "

Word Parallel pop or Parapop defined/used in a sentence.

"That looks lile steam boat Willie, why has he got got green hair and vampire fangs? No ifea It's just "parallel pop/parapop" art

by _parallelpop January 12, 2026

Leadfurned Paralizum

An unknown disease found commonly amoung teenagers.

Leadfurned Paralizum is an untreatable disease, yet very unharmful.

by yaylexieyay January 13, 2009

phone paralysis

The complete inability to think or speak that some people get when their phone call is answered by someone other than the person they tried to ring.

They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.

John's colleague: "Hello, John Smith's phone.................Hello?

Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."

John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"

Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"

John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!

by Urban Englander June 20, 2009

kooky phalanges

when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.

Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.

Peggy perfomed kooky phalanges to Alberts body

by sonofspikerr October 20, 2012

fecal paralysis

Having to poop so hard you can't move.

A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.

by Dan Jon August 16, 2016

The paralyser

When you’re having sex and you stick stick your fingers in her asshole and start tickling her neck and she tries to react but is paralysed.

Dude, I hadJessica last night and gave her The paralyser Do you think she’ll text me again?

by inthestink April 20, 2018