phantom beer

When you grab your beer can with the full intention of drinking its contents, believing there to be a non-zero amount of beer in it, only to find the can to be an empty, dissatisfying shell of aluminum.

When Larry lifted his can of beer all-too-easily from the table, he realized that he simply had a case of phantom beer. He sighed and went to get a new one.

by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013

Phantom Jizz

Phantom Jizz is when you reach the pinnacle of your session and you ejaculate, except when you look down, the jizz is nowhere to be seen. You didn't actually jizz, but it feels like you did. No cleanup needed!

Man, I hate it when I get Phantom Jizz, dude!

by Vandilan June 8, 2015

phantom wood

When you get excited on someone else's behalf

Aw man pan's date is so hot tonight, I got Phantom Wood on his behalf.

by karl cs November 19, 2016

PHANTOM RING

1. The Ginuwine Physical and Mental Feeling of Your Cell Phone Vibrating in Your Pocket, Hand, Purse etc..
2. Imaginary Feel or Even Sound of Your Cell Phone Vibrating or Ringing, Particularly in Your Pocket, Hand, Purse, Desk etc., But it's All In Your Mind or Wishful Thinking...

1. "Hey Man, I Could've Sworn She Was Calling, But It Was Only A Phantom Ring!!"
2. He Kept Feeling His Cell Phone Vibrating In His Pocket, But It Was Only Phantom Rings...

by Killa-Kev December 31, 2016

Phantom Cell

A sensation that a cell phone is vibrating when it isn't. Experienced by someone who is used to carrying around a cell phone in a pocket or close the their body. This phenomenon can occur even if the person doesn't have the cell phone. Similar to phantom limb syndrome.

Whoa, I could have sworn my cellie was vibrating. But when I went to get it out of my pocket, it wasn't even there. I guess I just had a phantom cell experience.

by Michael C. Anglin January 14, 2008

Phantom Skinny Syndrome (PSS)

PSS is an unfortunate and humiliating syndrome. It occurs when a skinny person becomes fat - and has yet to realize it. Although their physical appearance has changed drastically - this person still exhibits skinny people behaviour.This behaviour includes sitting on laps, bouncing around and wearing tight, revealing clothing.

"Wow Laura totally has Phantom Skinny Syndrome (PSS)She's crushing that poor guy's lap - and that's the same shirt she used to wear when she was 6 sizes smaller...

by FoxyJ April 30, 2009

Fart Phantom

A fictional apparition that is supposedly present when a fart is smelled but not heard and nobody claims it. The accused party will deny it and blame the phantom.

I didn't do it, it must have been the fart phantom.

by Chuck Scheid October 23, 2007